Thursday, July 14, 2011

"A right-wing religious group in Iowa is now asking all the Republican presidential candidates to sign a pledge to remain faithful to their spouse. Isn't that the marriage pledge?" -Jay Leno

Monday, July 4, 2011

Driving...

My wife cannot ride in a car without telling whoever is driving what to do, when to do it, etc. She is, bar none, the worst back seat driver in the world. I have long thought this, though she would deny it. She claimed she seldom, if ever made comments about my driving. I, of course, claimed the opposite.

Now I have proof. The other day we were headed for the mall and my daughter piped up, "Daddy, before you married Mommy, who told you how to drive?"

Sunday, July 3, 2011

20yrs? She just THINKS she's the one in charge. Mmwwaahahahahaaa!!!!

Now, see, that was great wasn't it?!

Just one little teensy bit more....

Aww. Now come on, honey, just try it, you'll like it. It's good for you!

Hi! I'm Dee. This guy? His name is Chuck. I can make Chuck do things. Watchis!

Havin a great time!Hi! I'm Dee. This guy? His name is Chuck. I can make Chuck do things. Watchis!Aww. Now come on, honey, just try it, you'll like it. It's good for you!Just one little teensy bit more....Now, see, that was great wasn't it?!20yrs? She just THINKS she's the one in charge. Mmwwaahahahahaaa!!!!

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